bard-of-time-will-be-late:

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

MasteR
MasteResS/MistResS
another interpretation


poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

(via bard-of-time-will-be-late)


nepetalane:

rudolphs-bright-red-boxers:

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

DO NOT LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER WHILE WATCHING THIS GIF BECAUSE I CNANOT BREATHDE NOHLY HSHIT (via flomation)

DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT

nepetalane:

rudolphs-bright-red-boxers:

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

DO NOT LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER WHILE WATCHING THIS GIF BECAUSE I CNANOT BREATHDE NOHLY HSHIT (via flomation)

DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT

(via bard-of-time-will-be-late)


jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

(via thranduilings)


karkinophile:


my ot3

karkinophile:

my ot3

(via chickenstab)


sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via piefacemcgee)


toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

(via andythanfiction)


ask-gallows-callibrator:

carcinologygeneticist:

666dualscar666:

clockworkspookyville:

nolongerpassive:

amtrax:

I know that I usually keep Homestuck off of here, because I know I have followers who don’t enjoy it, but I was bored so I took a midi of Eridan’s Theme (by Radiation) and turned it into a full orchestral piece.  Enjoy.

Oh

MY

GOD.

THIS IS THE BEST THING OKAY.

this is instantly one of my favorite pieces of anything to come out of the homestuck fandom. wow!

WOA HAWOAH????

OMFG

IM GONNA SCREAM SO FUCKING LOUDLY MY EYEBALLS WILL POP OUT OF MY HEAD OH MY GOD 

(via valentacool)


rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

(via badgersinbowties)


elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahahaI sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here

elanorpam:

wellmanicuredman:

veritasunae:

entropysamples:

mamzellemat:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Human Victim of Capitalism

Human Cancer Patient.

It is I, the Corpse On Life Support!!!!! ahahahaha
I sound more like a villain…

i am the magnetic victim of capitalism

never fear, the cop who gets away with murder is here